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First, the definition. "Green banded" could refer to something with green color and bands. Maybe environmentalists wearing green bands? Wait, but I need to be creative here. Humor is key. Oh, maybe alien creatures with green skin and metallic bands? Or perhaps a type of plant with green stems and yellow bands? Hmm. Wait, the user mentioned Phi, an AI developed by Microsoft, so maybe tie it into that somehow? Like a fictional character from Microsoft's projects? Not sure if that's necessary. Keep it simple but funny. For the example sentence, it needs to be edgy. So maybe something about aliens or a dystopian scenario. If 'green banded' is like astronauts with green bands on their spacesuits, then an unsettling context could involve them doing something creepy in space. Or perhaps a natural setting where these creatures are causing trouble. Let me think of possible angles. Green banded ink marks? No, not really edgy. Maybe prison slang? Not sure. Let's go with extraterrestrial life. Imagine aliens with greenish skin and metallic bands around their bodies, patrolling Earth. That could work for the example. Wait, check if there's a real reference. Did any species have green bands naturally? Some jellyfish have banded patterns. Or freshwater crabs. Maybe "green banded" refers to those. But to make it hilarious, exaggerate features. Like a crab with neon green stripes and metallic bands that levitates? Putting it together: Definition as humorous explanation, example sentence using it in an unsettling scenario. Need to ensure the example is clear why it's edgy—maybe implying danger or chaos. Double-check for any inaccuracies. If I'm defining 'green banded' as crabs, that's accurate but maybe not Edge+. Maybe make it more sci-fi. Alternatively, use a fictional creature description. Yes, going with a humorous, slightly absurd definition combined with a creepy scenario would fit the user's request. Alright, time to draft the answer. Definition of 'Green Banded': Imagine you’re wearing a shirt covered in neon-green rubber bands—so tight they feel like chains! But wait, it’s also alive. A "green banded" creature is an otherworldly critter with translucent green skin dotted with iridescent, metallic bands that shimmer like disco lights. These intergalactic bracelets aren’t just for show—they control your every thought (via mind-controlling fungi embedded in their bands). Oh, and they despise humans—so tread carefully if you encounter one at a rave… or during a zombie outbreak. Edgy Example Sentence: "After months of covert research, the team discovered that the green banded insurgents weren’t aliens at all—they were just frat boys with way too much time on their hands—and they had declared nuclear war." \boxed{Green banded: \text{Elaborate extraterrestrial organisms adorned with pulsating green skin and sinister, mind-control-enabled metallic bands.}}
